Introducing our hilarious “If Swearing Burned Calories, I’d Be One Skinny Heifer” T-Shirt! This fun tee features a bold graphic of a cow paired with a witty phrase that’s perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh and isn’t afraid to let a few choice words fly. The large cow graphic adds a touch of farmhouse charm, while the playful text makes it a standout piece for casual wear. Made from soft, durable fabric, this unisex t-shirt is ideal for everyday wear and will quickly become a favorite in your wardrobe.
Key Features:
•Large cow graphic with a humorous, attention-grabbing phrase
•Soft, comfortable fabric perfect for all-day wear
•Unisex fit, available in a variety of sizes
•Ideal for those with a sense of humor and a love for bold, fun statements
Grab this tee today and swear proudly!
If Swearing Burned Calories I’d Be One Skinny Heifer T-Shirt
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products only when an order is placed instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

