This song inspired t-shirt features a detailed racoon graphic paired with the phrase “If I Ever Get Rabies, You’re High on My Bitin’ List.” Equal parts bold and playful, this design is perfect for animal lovers with a sharp sense of humor and a fearless personality.
Key Features:
• Striking racoon illustration with bold text
• Soft, comfortable fabric for casual wear
• Unisex fit, available in various sizes
• Perfect for song lovers, racoon fans, and sarcastic souls
If I Ever Get Rabies You’re High On My Bitin’ List T-Shirt
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products only when an order is placed instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

